★ Earth is ghetto★ 8 billion roommates, zero security deposit★ 1 in 3 households crushed by housing costs★ One hospital bill from bankruptcy★ Income inequality: above 0.40 and climbing★ Life expectancy: don't get too attached★ Air quality: questionable★ Political polarization: surging★ Homicide rates: location-dependent★ Now scoring 9 metrics — Gini coefficient added★ Recommendation: do not move in
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Ukraine

Cooked Index
27/ 100
Global Rank
36/ 72
36th Most Cooked
Top 3 Pain Points
  • Life expectancy#13
  • Homicide rate#15
  • Catastrophic health spending#21
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Overview

Out of 72 countries, Ukraine sits at #36 — #36 Most Cooked. Three departments are doing the heavy lifting here: political institutions (political polarization beats 46% of the field, just not in a good way), public health policy (life expectancy, 82nd percentile), and housing policy bringing up the rear. Different agencies, same energy.

Ukraine scores 27 out of 100 — exactly the global median (27). Where the system is holding up: billionaires hoarded (5 billionaires) — better than 67% of countries tracked. None of this is really about Ukraine specifically — it's about what's propping up the political institutions numbers underneath.

Sources: V-Dem + Global Peace Index (2025) · UN World Population Prospects / WHO (2024) · OECD Affordable Housing Database (HC1.2) (2024)

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