Earth is ghetto8 billion roommates, zero security deposit1 in 3 households crushed by housing costsOne hospital bill from bankruptcyIncome inequality: above 0.40 and climbingLife expectancy: don't get too attachedAir quality: questionablePolitical polarization: surgingHomicide rates: location-dependentNow scoring 9 metrics — Gini coefficient addedRecommendation: do not move in

Earth Is
Ghetto. — A world map of how cooked every country got.

Earth is so ghetto, we decided to score and rank it. Hover any country to see receipts on air pollution, billionaires, political polarization, incarceration, housing cost burden, catastrophic health spending, life expectancy, homicide, and income inequality (Gini). This isn't about poor countries. It's about powerful ones failing on purpose.

72 countries indexed9 receipts eachsatire built on real data
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Every country gets a 0 to 100 score. Higher means more cooked. The scale rewards transparency and punishes powerful states that choose to do badly. Lower is not "richer," it's "less self-inflicted damage."

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Nigeria

Cooked Index
52
Score
Global Rank
1/72
1st Most Cooked
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The Cooked Index is a weighted blend of nine metrics chosen to highlight failures of power: air pollution, billionaire count, political polarization, incarceration, housing cost burden (households spending over 30% of income on shelter), catastrophic health spending (population one bill from ruin), life expectancy, homicide rate, and income inequality (Gini coefficient — above 40 signals a significant wealth gap). Sources include Forbes, IQAir, V-Dem, World Prison Brief, OECD, WHO, UN/WPP, UNODC and the World Bank.

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