★ Earth is ghetto★ 8 billion roommates, zero security deposit★ 1 in 3 households crushed by housing costs★ One hospital bill from bankruptcy★ Income inequality: above 0.40 and climbing★ Life expectancy: don't get too attached★ Air quality: questionable★ Political polarization: surging★ Homicide rates: location-dependent★ Now scoring 9 metrics — Gini coefficient added★ Recommendation: do not move in

Country Overview

Country Dossier

Thailand

Cooked Index
28/ 100
Global Rank
35/ 72
35th Most Cooked
Top 3 Pain Points
  • Incarceration rate#6
  • Billionaires hoarded#23
  • Homicide rate#26
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Overview

Thailand lands at #35 of 72 on the Cooked Index — #35 Most Cooked. The clearest fault line runs through political institutions: political polarization (Polarization 70/100) is worse than 54% of countries tracked. Criminal justice policy isn't far behind — incarceration rate trails 92% of the field. And housing policy rounds out the picture: housing cost burden (28% cost-burdened by housing) sits worse than 43% of countries. Same scoreboard, different departments.

Thailand scores 28 out of 100, the global median sits at 27 — so this is 1 point above that line (higher means more cooked). Performance is lopsided: political polarization ranks worse than 54% of countries, while billionaires hoarded (26 billionaires) is the closest thing to a bright spot — and it still only beats 32% of the field. None of this is really about Thailand specifically — it's about what's propping up the political institutions numbers underneath.

Sources: V-Dem + Global Peace Index (2025) · World Prison Brief (2025) · OECD Affordable Housing Database (HC1.2) (2024)

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