★ Earth is ghetto★ 8 billion roommates, zero security deposit★ 1 in 3 households crushed by housing costs★ One hospital bill from bankruptcy★ Life expectancy: don't get too attached★ Air quality: questionable★ Political polarization: surging★ Homicide rates: location-dependent★ Recommendation: do not move in★ Earth is ghetto★ 8 billion roommates, zero security deposit★ 1 in 3 households crushed by housing costs★ One hospital bill from bankruptcy★ Life expectancy: don't get too attached★ Air quality: questionable★ Political polarization: surging★ Homicide rates: location-dependent★ Recommendation: do not move in
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Germany

Cooked Index
19
/ 100 Score
Global Rank
51/72
51st Most Cooked

More cooked than 21 of the 72 countries we've indexed. Don't shoot the messenger, shoot the spreadsheet.

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Germany

Cooked Index
19
Score
Global Rank
51/72
51st Most Cooked
  • Air pollution (PM2.5)
    8.6 µg/m³
    RANK 61 / 72
    61st Most Cooked
    Annual mean PM2.5 in µg/m³. The smoke in the air you breathe.higher = worse
    Source: IQAir World Air Quality Report · 2025
  • Billionaires hoarded
    134
    RANK 4 / 72
    4th Most Cooked
    How many billionaires the country hosts. A proxy for how much wealth gets stockpiled at the top.higher = worse
    Source: Forbes World's Billionaires · 2025
  • Political polarization
    55/100
    RANK 47 / 72
    47th Most Cooked
    How hostile politics has gotten. Higher means citizens see each other as enemies.higher = worse
    Source: V-Dem + Global Peace Index · 2025
  • Incarceration rate
    67 /100k
    RANK 60 / 72
    60th Most Cooked
    People locked up per 100,000 residents.higher = worse
    Source: World Prison Brief · 2025
  • Housing cost burden
    27% of households
    RANK 45 / 72
    45th Most Cooked
    Share of households spending more than 30% of income on housing. Captures real affordability after every other cost eats the budget — not just price-to-income.higher = worse
    Source: OECD Affordable Housing Database (HC1.2) · 2024
  • Catastrophic health spending
    2.0% of population
    RANK 59 / 72
    59th Most Cooked
    % of population facing catastrophic health spending (out-of-pocket above 10% of household budget). The 'one bill can wipe you out' metric.higher = worse
    Source: WHO / World Bank SDG 3.8.2 · 2024
  • Life expectancy
    81 yrs
    RANK 48 / 72
    48th Most Cooked
    Average life expectancy at birth, in years. Lower means people don't make it as far.lower = worse
    Source: UN World Population Prospects / WHO · 2024
  • Homicide rate
    0.9 /100k
    RANK 51 / 72
    51st Most Cooked
    Intentional homicides per 100,000 residents. The body count, basically.higher = worse
    Source: UNODC Intentional Homicide Statistics · 2024
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