★ Earth is ghetto★ 8 billion roommates, zero security deposit★ 1 in 3 households crushed by housing costs★ One hospital bill from bankruptcy★ Income inequality: above 0.40 and climbing★ Life expectancy: don't get too attached★ Air quality: questionable★ Political polarization: surging★ Homicide rates: location-dependent★ Now scoring 9 metrics — Gini coefficient added★ Recommendation: do not move in

Country Overview

Country Dossier

Australia

Cooked Index
21/ 100
Global Rank
51/ 72
51st Most Cooked
Top 3 Pain Points
  • Billionaires hoarded#13
  • Incarceration rate#22
  • Housing cost burden#23
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Overview

Australia lands at #51 of 72 on the Cooked Index — #51 Most Cooked. The clearest fault line runs through housing policy: housing cost burden (32% cost-burdened by housing) is worse than 68% of countries tracked. Political institutions isn't far behind — political polarization trails 33% of the field. And economic policy rounds out the picture: income inequality (Gini 34.3) sits worse than 51% of countries. Same scoreboard, different departments.

Overall score: 21/100 — 6 points below the global median of 27 (higher = more cooked). Where the system is holding up: homicide rate (Homicide 0.9/100k) — better than 72% of countries tracked. The story here isn't the country — it's the housing policy stack behind these numbers.

Sources: OECD Affordable Housing Database (HC1.2) (2024) · V-Dem + Global Peace Index (2025) · World Bank — Gini Index (SI.POV.GINI) (2018–2022)

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