★ Earth is ghetto★ 8 billion roommates, zero security deposit★ 1 in 3 households crushed by housing costs★ One hospital bill from bankruptcy★ Income inequality: above 0.40 and climbing★ Life expectancy: don't get too attached★ Air quality: questionable★ Political polarization: surging★ Homicide rates: location-dependent★ Now scoring 9 metrics — Gini coefficient added★ Recommendation: do not move in

Country Overview

Country Dossier

Russia

Cooked Index
32/ 100
Global Rank
28/ 72
28th Most Cooked
Top 3 Pain Points
  • Billionaires hoarded#5
  • Incarceration rate#8
  • Homicide rate#10
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Overview

Russia lands at #28 of 72 on the Cooked Index — #28 Most Cooked. The clearest fault line runs through political institutions: political polarization (Polarization 70/100) is worse than 58% of countries tracked. Public health policy isn't far behind — life expectancy trails 75% of the field. And economic policy rounds out the picture: income inequality (Gini 36) sits worse than 61% of countries. Same scoreboard, different departments.

Russia scores 32 out of 100, the global median sits at 27 — so this is 5 points above that line (higher means more cooked). Where the system is holding up: air pollution (PM2.5 11.2 µg/m³) — better than 74% of countries tracked. None of this is really about Russia specifically — it's about what's propping up the political institutions numbers underneath.

Sources: V-Dem + Global Peace Index (2025) · UN World Population Prospects / WHO (2024) · World Bank — Gini Index (SI.POV.GINI) (2018–2022)

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