★ Earth is ghetto★ 8 billion roommates, zero security deposit★ 1 in 3 households crushed by housing costs★ One hospital bill from bankruptcy★ Income inequality: above 0.40 and climbing★ Life expectancy: don't get too attached★ Air quality: questionable★ Political polarization: surging★ Homicide rates: location-dependent★ Now scoring 9 metrics — Gini coefficient added★ Recommendation: do not move in

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Country Dossier

Ireland

Cooked Index
13/ 100
Global Rank
69/ 72
69th Most Cooked
Top 3 Pain Points
  • Billionaires hoarded#32
  • Incarceration rate#54
  • Housing cost burden#54
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Overview

Ireland lands at #69 of 72 on the Cooked Index — 4th Least Cooked. The clearest fault line runs through political institutions: political polarization (Polarization 45/100) is worse than 13% of countries tracked. Housing policy isn't far behind — housing cost burden trails 25% of the field. And economic policy rounds out the picture: income inequality (Gini 30.1) sits worse than 21% of countries. Same scoreboard, different departments.

Overall score: 13/100 — 14 points below the global median of 27 (higher = more cooked). Where the system is holding up: homicide rate (Homicide 0.8/100k) — better than 76% of countries tracked. The story here isn't the country — it's the political institutions stack behind these numbers.

Sources: V-Dem + Global Peace Index (2025) · OECD Affordable Housing Database (HC1.2) (2024) · World Bank — Gini Index (SI.POV.GINI) (2018–2022)

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