Earth is ghetto8 billion roommates, zero security deposit1 in 3 households crushed by housing costsOne hospital bill from bankruptcyIncome inequality: above 0.40 and climbingLife expectancy: don't get too attachedAir quality: questionablePolitical polarization: surgingHomicide rates: location-dependentNow scoring 9 metrics — Gini coefficient addedRecommendation: do not move in

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Colombia

Cooked Index
39/ 100
Global Rank
16/ 72
16th Most Cooked
Top 3 Pain Points
  • Income inequality (Gini)#2
  • Homicide rate#3
  • Incarceration rate#13
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Overview

Out of 72 countries, Colombia sits at #16 — #16 Most Cooked. Three departments are doing the heavy lifting here: economic policy (income inequality beats 97% of the field, just not in a good way), political institutions (political polarization, 61st percentile), and public safety policy bringing up the rear. Different agencies, same energy.

Colombia scores 39 out of 100, the global median sits at 27 — so this is 12 points above that line (higher means more cooked). Performance is lopsided: income inequality ranks worse than 97% of countries, while billionaires hoarded (5 billionaires) is the closest thing to a bright spot — and it still only beats 64% of the field. None of this is really about Colombia specifically — it's about what's propping up the economic policy numbers underneath.

Sources: World Bank — Gini Index (SI.POV.GINI) (2018–2022) · V-Dem + Global Peace Index (2025) · UNODC Intentional Homicide Statistics (2024)

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