★ Earth is ghetto★ 8 billion roommates, zero security deposit★ 1 in 3 households crushed by housing costs★ One hospital bill from bankruptcy★ Income inequality: above 0.40 and climbing★ Life expectancy: don't get too attached★ Air quality: questionable★ Political polarization: surging★ Homicide rates: location-dependent★ Now scoring 9 metrics — Gini coefficient added★ Recommendation: do not move in

Country Overview

Country Dossier

Canada

Cooked Index
19/ 100
Global Rank
57/ 72
57th Most Cooked
Top 3 Pain Points
  • Billionaires hoarded#7
  • Homicide rate#32
  • Political polarization#40
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Overview

Canada lands at #57 of 72 on the Cooked Index — #57 Most Cooked. The clearest fault line runs through political institutions: political polarization (Polarization 60/100) is worse than 44% of countries tracked. Housing policy isn't far behind — housing cost burden trails 36% of the field. And economic policy rounds out the picture: income inequality (Gini 31.7) sits worse than 29% of countries. Same scoreboard, different departments.

At 19/100, Canada is 8 points below the median of 27 across all 72 countries (higher = more cooked). Performance is lopsided: political polarization ranks worse than 44% of countries, while homicide rate (Homicide 2/100k) is the closest thing to a bright spot — and it still only beats 44% of the field. Strip away the country name and you're really looking at a political institutions problem.

Sources: V-Dem + Global Peace Index (2025) · OECD Affordable Housing Database (HC1.2) (2024) · World Bank — Gini Index (SI.POV.GINI) (2018–2022)

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