Earth is ghetto8 billion roommates, zero security deposit1 in 3 households crushed by housing costsOne hospital bill from bankruptcyIncome inequality: above 0.40 and climbingLife expectancy: don't get too attachedAir quality: questionablePolitical polarization: surgingHomicide rates: location-dependentNow scoring 9 metrics — Gini coefficient addedRecommendation: do not move in

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Austria

Cooked Index
15/ 100
Global Rank
66/ 72
66th Most Cooked
Top 3 Pain Points
  • Billionaires hoarded#40
  • Catastrophic health spending#47
  • Incarceration rate#50
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Overview

Every country has a weak point. Austria's happens to be political institutions, where political polarization ranks worse than 25% of the 72 countries on this list. Economic policy and healthcare financing aren't doing much better, landing at the 24th and 35th percentiles respectively. Overall, that puts Austria at #66 — 7th Least Cooked.

Austria scores 15 out of 100, the global median sits at 27 — so this is 12 points below that line (higher means more cooked). Performance is lopsided: political polarization ranks worse than 25% of countries, while billionaires hoarded (7 billionaires) is the closest thing to a bright spot — and it still only beats 56% of the field. None of this is really about Austria specifically — it's about what's propping up the political institutions numbers underneath.

Sources: V-Dem + Global Peace Index (2025) · World Bank — Gini Index (SI.POV.GINI) (2018–2022) · WHO / World Bank SDG 3.8.2 (2024)

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